Dear Makers of Fruit Loops Cereal,
I’ve been tolerant of your mascot, Toucan Sam, for a long time now. I get it. Your slogan is “follow your nose.” Toucans have big bills that make for a big nose. I won’t even get into how birds don’t smells things like humans smell things or that technically the birds bill is also their mouth. Anyway, what the heck does a kung-fu fish have to do with cereal? The last thing I want to think about, while eating a sugary breakfast is fish. I think a bird could totally kick a fishes tail (even a kung-fu one) anyday.
Sincerely,
Imma Grossedout
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